Ballerina Mafia http://ballerinamafia.net/ en-us immelmann42@gmail.com Accosted by the cute and frilly. A Regular Saturday Night: Part 7 (Scooters) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140714 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 7 (Scooters)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 6 (Phonecalls) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140707 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 6 (Phonecalls)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 5 (Programming) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140630 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 5 (Programming)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 4 (Drinks) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140623 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 4 (Drinks)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 3 (Cartoon Physics) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140616 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 3 (Cartoon Physics)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 2 (Loud Noises) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140609 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 2 (Loud Noises)
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A Regular Saturday Night: Part 1 (Roofies) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140602 A Regular Saturday Night: Part 1 (Roofies)
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I've decided to dedicate several comics in a row to telling the story of a normal Saturday night of gathering friends over. Let's hope that stays amusing.

This first one is a joke I've had saved for a while. Made more sense back with the single Immelmann who spent time on Chatroulette, but whatever.

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Us and Them http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140526 Us and Them
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Jokes about Hockey http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140519 Jokes about Hockey
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Changes II: The Changening http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140512 Changes II: The Changening
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Changes http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140505 Changes
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This was mostly Shugwar's idea, so credit goes to him.

Gosh, I don't really have much to say in newsposts any more, do I?

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Is It Contagious? http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140428 Is It Contagious?
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Recessive Saurian DNA http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140421 Recessive Saurian DNA
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Excited http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140414 Excited
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Gotta Kill 'em All http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140407 Gotta Kill 'em All
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Imported Fresh from Britain http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140331 Imported Fresh from Britain
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DnD Night http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140317 DnD Night
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New Old Friends http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140310 New Old Friends
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Not a time travel joke - Bill is someone, a real person, who has been hanging out with us for what I'm pretty sure is less than a year... But one of our most common jokes is, no, he's been here forever. We swear it...

Still working on the specifics of the improved art style. Have to strike a balance between simplified and too simple. Expect some artistic shifts as the comic goes on.

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The Beginning of Time http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140303 The Beginning of Time
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The End of Time http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140224 The End of Time
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Time Travel Seminars http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140217 Time Travel Seminars
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Actually, It's Mrs. Arty, Thank You. http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140210 Actually, It's Mrs. Arty, Thank You.
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My Life with Arty http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140203 My Life with Arty
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Ms. Artie http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140127 Ms. Artie
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Disguises http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140120 Disguises
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Escalation http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140113 Escalation
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Sci-Fi vs Reality http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20140106 Sci-Fi vs Reality
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And we're back, maybe? Can't guarentee steady updates for too long...

This week: a short break from our dumb time travel nonsense to discuss something that occured to me lately regarding sci-fi. Computers sure love to talk to you, and be spoken to, in science fiction media, but boy does no one want that in real life.

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Retaliating Through Time http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131202 Retaliating Through Time
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Anachronistic Anchor Points http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131125 Anachronistic Anchor Points
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Black http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131118 Black
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Sorry for the unannounced hiatus, though I'm sure you're used to them by now. I'll try to be more consistant in the future. This time, my excuse was that my british girlfriend came to visit for two weeks, which was pretty distracting.

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Time Ritual http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131104 Time Ritual
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Blast from the Past http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131028 Blast from the Past
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A Grave Delivery http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131021 A Grave Delivery
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Joel the Ripper http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20131014 Joel the Ripper
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Run Like Hell http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130930 Run Like Hell
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All of Space and Time http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130923 All of Space and Time
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The Ethereal Sea http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130909 The Ethereal Sea
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Gold Plated http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130902 Gold Plated
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Nanobot Healing Tube http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130826 Nanobot Healing Tube
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Fightin' Through Time http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130821 Fightin' Through Time
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How not to win a Duel http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130819 How not to win a Duel
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Tune in Wednesday for a second weekly update!

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The Photo http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130812 The Photo
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The Ballerina Mafia Crossover Party http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130805 The Ballerina Mafia Crossover Party
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It's taken three years to get to 200 comics, but Ballerina Mafia has finally limped its way here. I hope everyone has enjoyed the journy.

I must confess that lately I've lost the energy and interest for Ballerina Mafia that I used to have. I'm hoping to get some renewed drive for it in the upcoming weeks. If I can't, I can't honestly promise we'll see #300! Still, hope you enjoy this comic, which wound up almost being a test to see how well you know my own comics.

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The Little Ones http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130722 The Little Ones
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Important Talk http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130715 Important Talk
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Hathor's Blessing http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130624 Hathor's Blessing
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Disposable II http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130617 Disposable II
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Modern Piracy http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130610 Modern Piracy
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Dino Dad http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130603 Dino Dad
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Commitment http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130527 Commitment
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Dinosaur Gym Trainer II http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130520 Dinosaur Gym Trainer II
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The forums are back! Old fans will remember the sometimes-quite-lively forums, where weirdo furries can get together, discuss the comics, and meet each other. They've been redesigned and moved to a new URL, so if forums are what you're into, please check it out.

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Dinosaur Gym Trainer http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130513 Dinosaur Gym Trainer
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Bomb Threat http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130506 Bomb Threat
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Dolphins are Assholes http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130429 Dolphins are Assholes
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Aussie Shampoo http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130422 Aussie Shampoo
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The Art of War http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130408 The Art of War
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I have two crowd-funding projects I'd like to bring to your attention.

The first is for a friend. He's trying to start a parkour gym and training facility in Utah, which I think is pretty awesome, so if that's something you're interested in - or if you're just feeling generous to a good cause - I'd love to see this campaign go places.

The second is a metal band! They had a really awesome demo out a few years ago and are now trying to independently fund their own album.

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Highway Pirates http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130401 Highway Pirates
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I feel like I have to apologize for not taking advantage of an April 1st update. I had a really funny idea for it, but no time - I've been focusing heavily on commissions and such. At least there's a voting incentive this time.

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Pirate Recruitment Campaign http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130318 Pirate Recruitment Campaign
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A Kobold's Shortcomings http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130311 A Kobold's Shortcomings
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House Piracy http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130225 House Piracy
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This joke was co-written by Shugwar!

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Overweight http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130218 Overweight
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I was really busy this weekend redesigning the site for Black Dogs, so I only had time for this short little comic.

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Immy at the Optician http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130211 Immy at the Optician
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Magic Ice Fish http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130204 Magic Ice Fish
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Showers of the Future http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130128 Showers of the Future
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A comic guest starring Melissa from Black Dogs, my other main webcomic!

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The Amateur Hypnotist II http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20130107 The Amateur Hypnotist II
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It's Time to Face Cancer http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121231 It's Time to Face Cancer
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Happy New Year! Let's end 2012 with a really dumb joke.

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Christmas Filler http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121224 Christmas Filler
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Fans can be Fickleback http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121217 Fans can be Fickleback
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Rocksmith is that Guitar Hero clone that lets you plug a real guitar into your computer/PS3/360. It's basically the only video game I've been playing lately. It's quite fun, if very frustrating, and helps you learn some good techniques for the guitar.

It was quite fun to watch the fans of Rocksmith of Facebook bitch up a storm when they figured out the new DLC was Nickleback. Usually, the response to DLC is either "Yay!" or "How about [my favorite band] next?" This time, however... well, the comments put in the comic are actual comments extracted from the Facebook post (Names changed for obvious reason).

Black Dogs news: As of writing this (Sunday), I am in the middle of drawing page 22, out of 23, of Black Dogs, Issue #2. It's been a long time coming, but it shouldn't be too much longer until it's release. The idea of releasing it one issue at a time has turned out to be a big mistake, so once this is out, you can probably expect to see further updates to come once a week.

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Calling Out Sick http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121210 Calling Out Sick
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Finally back on the horse with voting incentives. If you'd like to see an extra joke for this comic, please vote for Ballerina Mafia at Top Web Comics.

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Horse Bondage http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121203 Horse Bondage
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Showers http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121126 Showers
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No comic last week because I was in Chicago for MidWest Furfest. Sorry for not putting anything up, but for christ's sake if you're not paying attention to my Twitter, Facebook, or FurAffinity accounts, there's not a whole lot I can do for you.

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A Vast, Filthy Prison http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121112 A Vast, Filthy Prison
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Immelstein http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121105 Immelstein
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The Lesbian Gland http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121029 The Lesbian Gland
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Clarissa http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121022 Clarissa
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Final Form http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121015 Final Form
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Inner Thoughts http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121008 Inner Thoughts
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The Amateur Hypnotist http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20121001 The Amateur Hypnotist
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In general, people didn't like the new style, but I'm still going to experiment with it for a while before giving up completely.

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Break a Leg! http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120924 Break a Leg!
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Experimenting with a new style for the faces. You should let me know what you think on the forums or on the Ballerina Mafia facebook page!

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Raccoons http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120917 Raccoons
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Jocks and Nerds http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120910 Jocks and Nerds
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Looks like the Italian Stalion has been working out.

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The Cake and Soda Diet http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120903 The Cake and Soda Diet
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Breaking the Ice http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120827 Breaking the Ice
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Humidity http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120820 Humidity
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Matt and Joel at a Fancy Restaurant http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120813 Matt and Joel at a Fancy Restaurant
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The Life of an Artist http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120806 The Life of an Artist
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Girls http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120801 Girls
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Sorry I'm so late with this one. Social calls kept me busy all weekend, and then my art "job" kept me busy until now.

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Muerte a America http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120723 Muerte a America
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Online Dating http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120716 Online Dating
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Attack of the Duvets http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120709 Attack of the Duvets
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Mockery http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120702 Mockery
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I'm back! I'm ending my hiatus with a joke that maybe people won't get.

Since I need to still dedicate my time towards income and The Black Dogs, updates will only be once a week for a while.

Don't forget to click on that little "TWC" link below this post to vote for Ballerina Mafia! The higher the comic ranks, the more views it gets. Plus, every time you vote, you get to see a bonus panel, updated for every new comic. I've been off the game for a while, so let's kick that list's ass!

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Werewolf's Kiss http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120401 Werewolf's Kiss
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I think my brother came up with the basis of this joke.

Hello again! This is not indicative of Ballerina Mafia returnign to a regular schedule, but I couldn't let this holiday pass by without a comic.

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Transformation http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120104 Transformation
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I'm pretty sure Shugwar came up with much of this idea!

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Immelmann Doesn't Understand Basic Human Interaction II http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20120102 Immelmann Doesn't Understand Basic Human Interaction II
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This is an idea I wanted to experiment with for a while now, and finally had the motivation and comic of proper format to try it. It was actually kinda fun, and boy did I seem legitimately insane with tiny cutouts on my desk. I just wish I had a better camera, this comic would have looked a lot better.

I'm going to not do Friday comics for a while. Instead, I'm going to use the extra time to work on that new comic project I've mentioned for so long now. Ballerina Mafia was never meant to be a replacement for Concession. It was supposed to tide people over until the new project, which was never supposed to take this long to start. I know fans are growing impatient in waiting for my next proper comic, and I'm getting impatient as well.

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Christmastimes http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111223 Christmastimes
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Thanks to QuetzaDrake and Kevin Dulany for sponsoring today's comic. This comic requires flash to fully enjoy. in theory, a non-flash version should appear for those who don't support flash, but I have no way of testing that. If it doesn't appear, please click here for the JPG version.

The song featured is "Ave Verum Corpus", composed by Mozart.

So, I have to bite the bullet and make the incredibly embarassing action of running a poll to ask why people aren't buying my shirts, so please participate in the poll below. This is a different poll then the Google Docs poll, which was getting spammed, so please vote again if you already voted in the last one.

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BK's Christmas Miracle http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111221 BK's Christmas Miracle
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BK's Big Secret http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111219 BK's Big Secret
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Donate up to 50 dollars and get a comic on Friday. what do you say, kids?

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Good Enough http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111216 Good Enough
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Today's comic is sponsored by Joshua Moorrees, Daniel Flynn and QuetzaDrake.

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Speed Dial http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111214 Speed Dial
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Pangolin Press sells shirts now!

We've got a small stock of shirts to sell, and onc they sell out I'll be selling a bunch more. I'm moving up in the world! So please help me out!

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At the Heart of Winter http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111212 At the Heart of Winter
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Up for a Friday comic? You know the drill: Raise up to $50 and you'll see one. Donate and you'll get to see your name here in the news post!

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The Ghosts of Seasons Past http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111209 The Ghosts of Seasons Past
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Today's comic is sponsored by QuetzaDrake, Josh Moorrees, Cubi Shax, and Charles Bro...Charlie Brown? That's what the e-mail says.

This is born of a series of jokes Shugwar and I have shared all throughout the show. We like to imagine most of the "ghost" characters hanging out a lot off camera.

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I'm Not Racist http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111207 I'm Not Racist
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Emergency Party http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111205 Emergency Party
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You know the drill - donate up to $50 and you guys will get a comic on Friday!

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Mega Moth http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111202 Mega Moth
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moth photo here

This comic is brought to you by QuetzaDrake and Monstersids.

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Shugwar Gets Burned http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111130 Shugwar Gets Burned
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Numbers http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111128 Numbers
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Donation bar's up, you know the drill - if you raise $50, I'll draw a comic on Friday.

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Lance Manly http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111125 Lance Manly
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Today's comic is broguht to you by QuetzaDrake (again), Johnny Bell, and Jacob Dennis.

I've been blogging! Bare witness to my opinion regarding Skyrim and Sonic Generations!

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Mooses http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111123 Mooses
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Mutiny http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111121 Mutiny
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The donation bar is up, so if you raise $50 you get another comic on Friday! Wee!

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Drunk Elephants http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111118 Drunk Elephants
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Ever really look at an elephant and contemplate the fact that a creature that ridculous looking - and huge - exists in real life? Keeps me up at night, man.

Today's comic is sponsored by QuetzaDrake and AstrumNovus.

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Malik's Studio http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111116 Malik's Studio
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Motivation http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111114 Motivation
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Help get that bar to your left to $50 if you ever want to see your precious Friday comic again!

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Your friend is typing a message... http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111111 Your friend is typing a message...
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This comic, and your new background, is brought to you by Stephen, QuetzaDrake, and Monstersids!

Every once in a while, I get bored of everything and go a little crazy. This time, I'm trying to fight it with some experimental art styles. This isn't anything permament, just a little one-off to refresh things.

I drew a new background for you guys, and I drew it live on LiveStream. Eventually I'll make the footage into a speed-draw and put it on YouTube.

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Daughter http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111109 Daughter
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Flippant Disregard for Property Value http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111107 Flippant Disregard for Property Value
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If you'd like to see a comic on Friday, please consider pitching in to the donation bar. I'm asking for 100 this week - if you hit 100, I've got a cute idea for a background I'll draw for you guys.

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Myths and Legends http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111104 Myths and Legends
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Special thanks to QuetzaDrake for funding today's Friday comic.

The Book of Enoch is worth looking into if you're into Christian/Jewish mythology. I recommend this version, which is hilariously exhaustive in it's annotations. Not an easy read, though.

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Road Rage (Part 4) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111102 Road Rage (Part 4)
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Nouveau Horror Shamanic http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111031 Nouveau Horror Shamanic
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Have a sexy Halloween. As usual, if you'd like to see a comic on Friday, please help raise $50 via the ChipIn donation bar up top.

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Road Rage (Part 3) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111028 Road Rage (Part 3)
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On Monday, I'll be doing a Halloween comic, then the last part of this silly little story will be on Wednesday.

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Road Rage (Part 2) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111026 Road Rage (Part 2)
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Road Rage (Part 1) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20111024 Road Rage (Part 1)
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Hi guys, didja miss me? I had a fun time at FurFright, although I don't have any stories in particular to relay in comic form.

Getting right back to business, I'm opening the donation bar. If you adorable fans raise $50, I'll post a comic this Friday! If not, you only get two comics this week. How awful! Seems fans donated into the past and already filled the donation bar. A special thanks to QuetzaDrake, Phil, and Jacob!

Additionally, I've been making progress on my new comic project - the next big comic to replace Concession - and really, really want to get it started by the end of the year. Wish me luck!

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Welcome to Earf http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110930 Welcome to Earf
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This comic is generously brought to you by QuetzaDrake, jcheek, Kevin Dulany, Scott Robertson, and Saint Jimmy. Thanks guys!

Unfortuantely, I need a break. I won't mince words with you, dear readers: I'm a bit sick of drawing comics. It happens. Every once a in a while I needa break, so here's another one. I'm sorry! I don't know hwen I"ll start back up, so just watch my Twitter, the Ballerina Mafia Facebook page, or subscribe to the RSS feed.

In brighter news, I finished the background I owed you guys. I hope you like it.

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Rick and Angie's Wedding http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110928 Rick and Angie's Wedding
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Crumbs http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110926 Crumbs
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Maybe one of the stupidest comic's I've made for a while.

If you'd like to see a comic this Friday, please think about tossing a couple bucks to that donation bar on the left!

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Immelmann's Secret Drawer http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110923 Immelmann's Secret Drawer
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I realized I should start publically thanking people when they donate to Ballerina Mafia. So, in the future, if you donate adn wish to be anoymous, say so! A special thanks goes to:
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I will have a biopic or background (not sure which!) for you all by Monday!

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Vintage Water Pistols http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110921 Vintage Water Pistols
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To answer some common questions regarding the previous comic:
Yes, it's entirely true.
Yes, I'm fine.
No, I don't want someone to talk to about this, but I do appreciate the sentiment.

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The Break-Up http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110919 The Break-Up
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Now that I caught up with the owed Friday Comics and Bio Pictures, it's time once again to open the donation bar. If you want to see a comic on Friday, please donate! Even moreso if you'd like another cast picture or, more likely this time, a desktop background.

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Serial Killer Roommates http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110914 Serial Killer Roommates
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You can now find more art and information on Lucas, my brother's character, in the cast page! Background-size versions of his images will be forthcoming.

That concludes the three Friday comics and three bio pictures that that big donation earned. Come Monday, the donation bar will return!

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Al Comes Out of the Closet http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110912 Al Comes Out of the Closet
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A Startling Broadcast http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110907 A Startling Broadcast
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Al Shirtless http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110905 Al Shirtless
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I finally managed to draw a cast picture for Ossia! It can be seen in the cast page and in the downloads page.
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I've done the three Friday comics that I've owed since that big donation, but I still owe two more character bios. They're comin! Just a bit slowly.

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The National Institute of Comedy http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110829 The National Institute of Comedy
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Two Tiny Comics http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110826 Two Tiny Comics
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Pizza Hut on Twitter http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110824 Pizza Hut on Twitter
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Immelmann's Friends Aren't All There in the Head http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110822 Immelmann's Friends Aren't All There in the Head
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Thunderbirds http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110819 Thunderbirds
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Ghost Hunters http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110817 Ghost Hunters
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I've drawn up a nice big picture of Clarissa for the Cast Page, and you can also find it in the downloads page!

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Cheese Fries http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110812 Cheese Fries
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Sorry for both a delayed and short comic. A friend is soon moving to a college in a different state, so we were giving him a fond farewell. I spent the night ghost hunting in the supposedly active site called the Bridgewater Triangle. They all saw stuff, but I didn't feel anything. Still had fun, though, felt like an adventure, and I'll probably write some comics about it.

As for the comic: the true story of this was that my group of friends went to the Outback Steakhouse every week for a month or two and each ordered an order of Cheese Fries, which was an appetizer with 4+ people in mind. We usually got close to finishing all our plates, too. We were about as famous as anyone can get in a local restaurant with the staff, and for a while, the cooks required a lot of convincing by the waiters before believing the order was real.

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High Fives (Subtext: Immelmann doesn't understand basic human interaction) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110810 High Fives (Subtext: Immelmann doesn't understand basic human interaction)
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Immelmann is Terrible at Minecraft http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110808 Immelmann is Terrible at Minecraft
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Decadence http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110801 Decadence
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I apologize for being late. Hopefully you can see why! This one was involved even by Concession standards.

100 Ballerina Mafia comics! Thanks for getting me this far, guys, you all have been pretty great fans. I'll see you at 200.

The donation bar got to $300, so I owe you (based on some fan polling) 3 Friday comics and 3 bio pictures for the cast page. Unfortunately, I'm probably skipping the next two updates, just for this week. This comic wore me out a bit and I have a lot of commissions I really need to catch up on. Sorry @_@

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In Which We Rob Some Dude http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110729 In Which We Rob Some Dude
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Since Monday's comic is #100, it may be delayed a little, as I want to do something slightly special for it. Patience please!

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H.P. Tarotcraft http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110727 H.P. Tarotcraft
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I don't believe in divination, but I am 14 years old, so a Necronomicon Tarot Deck is still interesting to me. It requires a very specific card arrangement that Eecho didn't remember, so we didn't actually get any good readings from it that night. I went and boguht my own, so maybe I'll accidentally summon something in my bedroom.

Interested in the deck? You can get it on Amazon, or try other bookstores if you have a gift certificate or something. Bought mine at Barnes and Noble.

EDIT: OF COURSE I'M NOT ACTUALLY 14 GUYS C'MON USE YOUR BRAINS. It's a joke about my immature tastes. Christ, I didn't think it was that convoluted of a joke.

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Clarissa/Ossia http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110725 Clarissa/Ossia
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On Shaving http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110720 On Shaving
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Here are the results from the poll:

It's good to see that RSS isn't dying and that I was right to commit to facebook posts. I'll try setting up some sort of e-mail list for the 100 of you who like it that way! Maybe a text message service too, dunno how easy that is. Thanks for participating!

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Wherin Malik Wears a Dress http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110718 Wherin Malik Wears a Dress
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If you'd like to see Ballerina Mafia update on Friday, please donate via the bar on the top left of the site!

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Hank Ill http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110715 Hank Ill
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I'm trying out Flattr, and you'll see the button above the newspost, below the comic. If that's something you're into, I sure would appreciate... your money. I guess it works that you pledge to pay a certain amount each month, and it's devided between all the sites you "flattr". So feel free to Flattr me?

I'll post the results of that poll some time next week.

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Boring Animals http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110713 Boring Animals
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This was actually one of the first comics I jotted down for Ballerina Mafia, but it wasn't until now that I could fully write it out into something worth posting.

I'm running a poll! Just something I'm curious about.

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In Which Shugwar Gets Glasses http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110711 In Which Shugwar Gets Glasses
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You know the routine: if fans raise $50, you'll get a comic on Friday. Check out the donation bar on the left of the comic to see where you are. I won't ask for money for a character bio this time, since I haven't gotten it in a while.

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V Empire http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110708 V Empire
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ArthroCon 2011: Homecoming http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110706 ArthroCon 2011: Homecoming
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ArthroCon 2011 http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110704 ArthroCon 2011
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I'm back from AnthroCon! Well, I was back Tuesday.

I'm bringing back the donation bar, which you will see to the left of the comic, above the ad, assuming you don't have an adblocker. If fans donate up to $50, you'll get an extra comic on Friday! If you raise $100, I'll draw a full portrait for the cast page - maybe Ossia, maybe Matt and Joel, maybe Clarissa!

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Proper Heavy Metal Attire http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110620 Proper Heavy Metal Attire
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5 am http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110615 5 am
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Venus Fur Trap http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110613 Venus Fur Trap
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I've thouguht about actually buying a Venus Fly Trap to take care of the occational fly or mosquito hawk that gets into my house. Apparently they're finky bitches though and need to always be moist and stuff. We'll see.

Are you going to AnthroCon? Here's some information regarding my presense at AC!

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Commander Matthew Shepard http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110608 Commander Matthew Shepard
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I don't think I have many friends who aren't obsessed with the Mass Effect series or giddily anticipating the third game. BioWare has created expectations of titanic proportions, and with talk of a Mass Effect movie and an MMO, the ending of the trilogy could stand the one of the most significant - or most disappointing - video games for a long, long time.

The news about gay relationships in Mass Effect 3 is confirmed, and certainly old news for anyone keeping updated with the game. When I drew this comic (Saturday! or maybe Sunday), the Kinect support was merely a rumor, and most of us just assumed it was some funny glitch. E3, however, proved to everyone that it will be using the mic in the Kinect to let you command your troops. Interesting, but that's not the type of game I want to play. It seems like it will be fun to at least try it out, so I'm wondering if it will be just for the Kinect, or if computers with mics will be able to use the function as well.

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Strange Tips http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110606 Strange Tips
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There was some minor deliberation to be had about where Sphix works. If I ever do more comics about his work place, it thus creates two different restaurant settings for Ballerina Mafia - Sphix's work, Olive Garden, which is in Utah, and Nicole's work, outback Steakhouse, which is near where Shugwar and Immy live. Though incredibly minor and not something most people would ever notice or think about, having two different restaurant locations for jokes seems incredibly redundant to me.

I settled on just "dealing with it", as the only other solutions were to either use Nicole/Cecil for this and further jokes and thus give Sphix less comic time, or make Sphix work with them at the Outback, which would conflict with the fact that Sphix lives far away from Immy, a fact already established as true. If Ballerina Mafia ever becomes an animated cartoon and stays based on the comic, I'll probably retcon things a little and simply have Sphix live in the same town.

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Bob the Dummy (Part 2) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110601 Bob the Dummy (Part 2)
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Unfortunately based on a true story.

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Bob the Dummy (Part 1) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110530 Bob the Dummy (Part 1)
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I got three prints done this week, which is not as much as I'd like. So it goes, I guess. I'll still make more and I hope to have a good selection ready for AnthroCon. While I'm at it, I think it's about time I made some stickers for Ballerina Mafia.

The inaccuracy of this comic is that he had that thing when he moved in, so it's rather old news for the two of us.

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The Sarlacc Pit http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110518 The Sarlacc Pit
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Wookieepedia tells us the story of how not only did Boba Fett escape the Sarlacc Pit, but he then proceeded to fall two other pits during the course of his life. I had this idea for a while, but thanks go to Shugwar for assistance on the execution.

So if those Christians are right and the world is ending this weekend, I would hate for you guys to not see one more update on Friday. But if you don't raise at least $50, you might not get it, and then dooms day will be here!

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The End of the World http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110516 The End of the World
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Joel is talking about this website in particular, complete with an alarming count down. If numerology and heavy biblical analysis are things you enjoy, then you'll find the site pretty interesting.

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Black Cats http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110513 Black Cats
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My Son's a Transsexual and All I Got is this Lousy T-Shirt. http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110511 My Son's a Transsexual and All I Got is this Lousy T-Shirt.
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This comic was partially inspired by some forum discussion. Apparently it's a common misconception that transsexuals can have children? That's just silly.

Just to remind you: If fans don't donate at least $50 to that donation bar, you won't get a comic on Friday! And that would be awful!

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Our Corperate Overlords http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110509 Our Corperate Overlords
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Matt and Joel's Grief Counseling http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110506 Matt and Joel's Grief Counseling
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The Bighouse http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110504 The Bighouse
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Aperture Science http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110502 Aperture Science
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Adulthood? http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110429 Adulthood?
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Surprise! It's Corpsie!

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DBZ Exercise Videos http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110427 DBZ Exercise Videos
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The donation bar has remained almost at zero this whole week, which is highly embarassing for me, but even more tragic for you all. Don't you want a Friday comic, or a nice fully-drawn picture for the cast page? If you guys don't step up, you won't get either! Could you live with yourself for letting that happen?

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Ironic or Not? http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110425 Ironic or Not?
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Jesus Christ!! http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110422 Jesus Christ!!
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We only hit $50 this week, partially because I didn't open up for donations until Wednesday, so there's no full character art this week. That's partially a good thing, since I want to draw Ossian for the next one and I still need a lot of practice drawing humans. If you guys raise $100 and I don't feel I'm up to drawing a human, I'll find someone else to draw, don't worry.

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Chatroulette http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110420 Chatroulette
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It took a little longer than usual, but I got you guys a new image for the cast page. This week, it's Malik!
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I have now reset the donation bar. If you want a bonus comic this Friday, someone had better get donatin'!

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Comic About Bags http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110418 Comic About Bags
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Immelmann Doesn't Understand Girls http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110415 Immelmann Doesn't Understand Girls
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Sorry for the delay. The full character art I owe you will be done in time for Monday's comic, maybe.

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Oblivious http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110413 Oblivious
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This is based on a true story. Additionally, there was an entire second light in my bathroom for months without me noticing.

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Atheist Convention http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110411 Atheist Convention
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Peace Talks http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110408 Peace Talks
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Here's your cast bio picture! It's Sphix!

Hit $100 again and get it all for next week!

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Ms. Ossian http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110406 Ms. Ossian
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This comic has pies. http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110404 This comic has pies.
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It's late, but here is the full cast picture from donations - It's Zoë!

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Pranks http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110401 Pranks
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The full character art gift that you guys get for making it to 100 dollars will be delayed. Probably will get it done by tomorrow afternoon. Not sure what I've been up to this week that's been eating up all my time...

Traditionally, on April Fool's Day, web comic people tend to prank their audience - say they're shutting down, or changing their format, or offering a porn subscription service, or something. This has never struck me as funny. It seems like a wasted potential, pranking your audience instead of something harmless and actually funny in the long term of doing a comic about the holiday instead.

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Dissertation on Modern Middle-Class American Life http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110330 Dissertation on Modern Middle-Class American Life
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Ossian in High School http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110328 Ossian in High School
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Welcome to the new Ballerina Mafia website! Obviously the old design wasn't nearly professional enough for my needs, but it was never intended to be long-lasting. Let me know if you have any comments on the new site! Make sure you check out the downloads page and the about page, which are updated by now.

This comic is adapted from the real adventures of myself, Shugwar, and a few of our friends in high school, where our wood shop teacher essentially broke us out of school to avoid a pep rally.

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Feeding Ducks http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110325 Feeding Ducks
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Slightly late, but your donation goal has yeiled this cute cat-related background. You guys like cats, right?

That background is now avaiable in various sizes on the downloads page, which will soon feature desktop-sized backgrounds of all the character art I've done so far.

The donation bar is (will be?) restarted for the new week. Hit $100 and I will make new, full-style art of a character in Ballerina Mafia. Who? Well, you'll just have to find out, won't you?

Hopefully by the end of next week I will finish the re-design of this website, so look out for it!

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Animalistic Tendencies http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110323 Animalistic Tendencies
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The Art of War with Pokemon http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110321 The Art of War with Pokemon
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Epam, Shugwar, and Malik all have been playing Pokemon Black/White, so now I have to buy a DS and get the game myself. Jerks :c

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Butter Squid http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110318 Butter Squid
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Hi! You guys raised $100, so along with your Friday comic is this full-style cast picture. It's Epam!
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He, along with the other full pictures, are available to look at on the cast page, and in a little while I'll be making a selection of background-sized images for you to download.

This week, I'd like to make a more general Ballerina Mafia background to download as the $100 donation gift.

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Seeing Pink http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110316 Seeing Pink
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Celebrities http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110314 Celebrities
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Our Feline Overlords http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110311 Our Feline Overlords
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Well, you guys raised $100, so along with this friday comic, please enjoy your full character art of Shugwar, featuring his demon form, Khaziael:
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Let's do it again this week!

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The Man Date http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110309 The Man Date
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I make this Seinfeld comic following the loose tradition of such comics by other great webcomics.

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Bored Revolutions http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110307 Bored Revolutions
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Sweet, you guys raised $100. Thanks! Expect to see enhanced art for someone in the cast page some time later this week!

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GPS at Gunpoint http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110304 GPS at Gunpoint
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Ballerina Mafia now has a cast page! So take a look and learn about some of the names and faces that up until now were just whispered legends.

If you look next to Immelmann's information, you'll see a link to a nice big picture of the character drawn in my full art style. I'd like to do this for all of the characters and present them as desktop backgrounds, but unfortunately this is a time-consuming activity and I really need to spend my time working on paying rent and buying food. So, I have a proposition:

$50 donated will get you a Friday comic, as always. $100 of donations, and I'll do a nice big picture of one character next week from the cast section. If that works out, I'll make it a weekly thing - I'll surprise you with the character drawn, and sometimes I'll mix it up and make it a more general desktop background.

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Humans http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110302 Humans
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"Ossian" is based on a Gaelic word that means "deer". See what I did there?

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Shugwar on Art http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110228 Shugwar on Art
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Shugwar's art in this comic was drawn by the actual Shugwar.

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Alternate Endings to Concession #2 http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110225 Alternate Endings to Concession #2
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This is partially the fans' fault, all presuming that Concession #374 was in fact a movie, and it's also my friend's fault, who inspired it with his Concession article on his homepage. He also helped with Roland's jokes.

The donation meter is restarting now. If I get $50 in time, I'll do an extra comic for Friday. It's been working good so far!

EDIT: I've reached my goal in three hours this time. Thank you!

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Disney Presents: Malik on Ice http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110223 Disney Presents: Malik on Ice
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Alternate Endings to Concession #1 http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110221 Alternate Endings to Concession #1
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You can blame Shugwar and E-Pam for the Solar Flare endings.

Well, the weekly donation goal idea seems to have worked pretty well. This week's, again, is already paid for. I'd like to offer more goals after $50, but I can't think of any rewards that will stay consistantly interseting. 4 comics a week is too much, and I could only do a couple desktop backgrounds before that idea gets tired. Does anyone have any ideas?

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National News http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110218 National News
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True story regarding Shugwar's mother, exagerated of course, but apparently it got on national news.

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Dead Puppy Jokes http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110216 Dead Puppy Jokes
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Dude you gay or something? http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110214 Dude you gay or something?
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Wellp, via a glitch I guess, or maybe just a misplaced setting, the donation bar went up to 200%, so it looks like I owe you Friday comics for two weeks. Cool!

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I Am The Black Wizards http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110211 I Am The Black Wizards
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Here is your bonus Friday comic. Thanks to everyone who donated. I'm starting the graph over now, and if it hits $50, I'll make another comic for next Friday.

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Furry BDSM http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110209 Furry BDSM
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Getting Along http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110207 Getting Along
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My heterosexual room mate got along alarmingly well with my boyfriend, who spent most of the week shirtless on my bed.

I am experimenting with ChipIn this week. It's that blue box to your right, above my Twitter. If, by Saturday, I receive $50 in donations, I'll make a third Ballerina Mafia comic - with a voting joke and everything - and post it the next Friday.

If this ends up being successful, I may make it a weekly thing, and might make more rewards for higher totals (desktop backgrounds maybe). It uses PayPal, so most of you should already be able to donate.

Edit: Well, I expected fans to fritter around for a while before reaching my $50 goal, but you guys got me there in three hours. Thanks guys! Rather than waiting for next week, there will be an extra comic this Friday, at which point I'll start a new donation campaign (50 bucks again) for the next Friday. Let's make this a weekly deal.

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Immel Has Weird Friends http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110202 Immel Has Weird Friends
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The original promised premise of Ballerina Mafia was that not only would it not have story arcs, but that it would not be autobiographical. Well. Turns out my life became interesting, so I'm sorry if this bothers anyone but I'll be spending a bit of time talking about some recent events in my life. After that, I think I'll get back to more random humor and give some Concession characters some screen time.

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Night of the Living Gay http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20110131 Night of the Living Gay
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The glorious return of Ballerina Mafia also heralds a change in the visual style, more detailed and more suitable for animation. I hope you guys like it, it's not a HUGE change, but it's something I was developing during the "break".

This is a comic featuring, and conceptualized by, Eecho, who wrote you that comic about Jesus.

I hope you all remember that you get a bonus joke for every new comic if you toss a vote for Ballerina Mafia at Top Web Comics!

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Family Christmas Party (Part 2) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101229 Family Christmas Party (Part 2)
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Family Christmas Party (Part 1) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101227 Family Christmas Party (Part 1)
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More humor based almost entirely on real-life events, which seem to be more popular with fans than any other type of humor. More of my brother and I on Wednesday.

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Santa's Lap http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101222 Santa's Lap
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Today's comic is part of my tradition of Concession Christmas comics, also featuring Campy from Furthia High. Thanks to Eecho for the general concept of the comic!

Now that the first snow has fallen, my furry form has switched to his white winter coat of fur. That'll probably come up in the next comic, but I wanted to make sure I had a Christmas comic on time.

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Birthdays http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101220 Birthdays
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Based on an entirely true, three-week story.

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Lucky Charms http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101215 Lucky Charms
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Kidnapped http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101213 Kidnapped
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Disposable http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101208 Disposable
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Tonight's Special (Parts 1 and 2) http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101206 Tonight's Special (Parts 1 and 2)
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Immy in the Middle http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101201 Immy in the Middle
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There's a new vote button on the right-hand side of the page that says "Comic Basement". There are no rewards for voting on that one, but I'd appreciate it if you all tossed me a vote there now-and-then.

The reason we don't have anything beyond Season One is because it would have cost too much for them to buy the rights to all the music the show used. Quite the shame, I really do think that was one of the better shows on television during my childhood.

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The Carpenter http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101129 The Carpenter
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Original idea created by Eecho!

A lot can be say as to which race one should depict Jesus as. I mainly use descriptions found in the Book of Revelations as my reasoning. Pilate's appearance is based almost entirely on the 1973 film version of Jesus Christ Superstar, although I gave him a proper Greek sort of skin tone.

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Thoughts on Drinking http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101124 Thoughts on Drinking
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When I drew the comics for this week, I sorta forgot that Thanksgiving was coming up. Thus I have to break my Concession tradition of having Thanksgiving comics, which is a shame, because I actually do like the holiday. If you people want, I can do one for next week, if that's something important to you. Speak up!

Malik, a real-life friend who appears today and in the last comic, is a badger-goat hybrid. E-Pam's original species was sheep, but I made him a cat insetad.

It was a fun night. E-Pam was wise enough to give me his keys, despite all of us knowing full well that we weren't going anywhere for another five hours. We watched Dexter, which was fun until we realized we'd have to watch five episodes again with E-Pam while sober so he can actually remember what went on.

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Octavia, Queen of Spiders http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101122 Octavia, Queen of Spiders
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It's some sort of Garden Spider. It lasted quite a long time in that sliding glass window until, we assume, cold weather got the best of it.
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I forgot to tell you guys that I made a downloads page with some icons based on some of my favorite scenes so far. I'll probably make a few backgrounds to put up there some day, too.

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Restaurant Antics http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101117 Restaurant Antics
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The Siren's Song http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101115 The Siren's Song
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Jokes about Octopuses http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101110 Jokes about Octopuses
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Reading a list of facts about owning a pet octopus is simply a delight, and partially seems to be a list of things that you shoudn't do "unless you want to have some fun." Let the thing escape and leave unguarded fish bowls in the room? Yes please. Blue Ring Octopuses are incredibly lethal to humans? Sign me up. The fact that you have to keep them entertained by putting their food in puzzles seems like endless entertainment.

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Truth Serum http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101108 Truth Serum
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Mimic http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101103 Mimic
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Spiders are fascinating creatures. They're not the only ones who disguise themselves as ants, of course. Typically they actually look like spiders, so much so that humans can be fooled.]]> The Were-Taco http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101101 The Were-Taco
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From now on, if you vote for Ballerina Mafia at Top Web Comics (the blue button below the navigation to your top-right), you'll get a bonus joke for every comic! So be sure to vote every time you see a new comic for even more inane humor.

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Halloween Hijinks http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101027 Halloween Hijinks
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Today is a continuation of a Concession tradition, the Halloween Party. I can't do it on Concession because of how plot-happy it is right now, so I hope you non-Concesson-fans don't mind too much.

The theme was Villians. Part of the joke is to guess what they all are, but that's not realy much of a challenge this year, as them explaining their costumes was part of the joke. The only ones not made literal are mine, which is Vegeta from DBZ, Joel, who is dressed as The Monarch from Venture Bros., and Matt, who is dressed as Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. Ever the pretentious one, Joel chose an alternate costume for The Monarch, based on a breif fantasy scene in an episode of season one (The Trail of the Monarch).

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The Were-Otter http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101025 The Were-Otter
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The Mummy's Curse http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101020 The Mummy's Curse
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Corpsy, the Unanimated Corpse http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101018 Corpsy, the Unanimated Corpse
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Dying Words http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101013 Dying Words
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Always Use Protection http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101011 Always Use Protection
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You may have noticed some new-fangled buttons just below the comic regarding Twitter and Digg and such. If you like Ballerina Mafia, I'd very much appreciate it if you could help spread the word and share some choice comics with your various internet friends. Thanks :3

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Altars http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101006 Altars
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Haircuts http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20101004 Haircuts
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Compliment Powered http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100929 Compliment Powered
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Traditionally, I don't draw clothes in this style, but I always do when humans are involved. Naked chibi furries are cute, but naked chibi humans come off as a little creepy - in my opinion, anyways. Thus, to not create a double-standard, I'll probably putting everyone in shirts from now on.

I know this information is painfully interesting to you, but please try not to riot with joy.

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Cats in the Walls http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100927 Cats in the Walls
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Some help on this joke from QuetzaDrake, mainly in making the ending funnier.

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Dani Filth http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100922 Dani Filth
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Legos http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100920 Legos
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The Spirit World http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100915 The Spirit World
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Trash Day http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100913 Trash Day
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Generally speaking, this comic will NOT be autobiographical, and will not just be another "At the Heart of it All". But, if jokes come to me regarding my life, I'm gonna share 'em.

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Room Mates http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100911 Room Mates
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Man vs Wild http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100908 Man vs Wild
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Bring Your Mower to Work Day http://ballerinamafia.net/index.php?pid=20100906 Bring Your Mower to Work Day
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